Tuesday, February 24, 2009






Counting down 30 days to COLDPLAY'S CONCERT!

Seriously,I really don't feel like blogging this post.
BUT. Have to la,cause the other bloggers are blogging this.
Can I summarise it? Okies,I'll summarise it.
Bloggers outing with bloggers,lah.

Canceled going to the photo shot with shermaine,cause I was really really tired.
So sorry!

And reached Plaza singapura only around 6.30 or 7. Had dinner at Hong Kong cafe,they have the suckiest service there. Bad food,bad service,everything bad. Even threaten to call the police when we merely took a picture of their signboard. Some more they have the cheek to take a picture of us first. You know why? Cause they cannot take it,they cannot stand what we said to them that their food are really bad,so they wanna take a picture of us.

Stupid people with no training,no service. To think that thai express was actually under the same company,yet their food are sooooo much more delicious and better service too!

Anyway,camwhore at nearby before spliting up to go home while I go and meet Justin at Far East.

Monday, February 23, 2009


Loving this song,counting down 31 days!

Look at the stars,
Look how they shine for you,
And everything you do,
Yeah they were all yellow,

I came along
I wrote a song for you
And all the things you do
And it was called yellow

So then I took my turn
Oh all the things I've done
And it was all yellow

Your skin
Oh yeah your skin and bones
Turn into something beautiful
D'you know you know I love you so
You know I love you so

I swam across
I jumped across for you
Oh all the things you do
Cause you were all yellow

I drew a line
I drew a line for you
Oh what a thing to do
And it was all yellow

Your skin
Oh yeah your skin and bones
Turn into something beautiful
D'you know for you i bleed myself dry
For you i bleed myself dry

Its true look how they shine for you
look how they shine for you
look how they shine for you
look how they shine for you
look how they shine for you
look how they shine
look at the stars look how they shine for you



MY GOD.

HOW MANY FUCKING TIMES DO THEY HAVE TO

POSTPONE RELEASE DATE FOR TIME TRAVELER'S

WIFE?!


First,they said it'd come out during in between September-December 2008. Fine,during that couple months,it was a long wait.

And when I check again,they postpone it to February 2009.

And when I check now,they postpone it to
February 2010
.

What the fuck,so damn irritated.
If it's next year,I cannot travel to USA to watch already what,O levels leh.

YA,DAMMIT.

Stupidest thing was that it wasn't coming to singapore,and now it keeps post-poning and post-poning. I think if they get me to act,I might act even better lah! And can quickly release lo. HOHO.
*self-praise*

Saturday, February 21, 2009

I think I better blog about some personal life for awhile.
Went to ice's house to eat. It's spicy rice! Omg... Is my lips going to swell..?

No,it didn't. So,it must be the mentoes which cause my allergy reaction.

Then I was given the AVP to listen and check for any abnormal sounds. Is that a... Woman's wail I heard? Or the ringing of the phone that the accident victim lost among the bushes? Enough said.

Received a bouquet of pink roses delivered to my house,it's from david(burningsunz). And went out in the late afternoon to meet the bloggers. Gees,horrible experience. Blog about it another time. Studying for now,next week's common test.

Friday, February 20, 2009

What phobia do you have?

I was just wondering what I was fearing of,so I decided to check up a whole long list of phobias during my free time to check what kind of phobias do I have.

First of all,this is the phobia that led me to read the whole list of phobias:

XENOPHOBIA
Fear of strangers or foreigners
I am not afraid of foreigners,okay,maybe a litte.
But I am very afraid of being alone with another person. Like 1-to-1. Even if it's a girl.
Perhaps that would explain why I a little afraid to talk to people whom I don't know,or really know. But I'm still able to talk to my clique,darling and...
No,no boyfriends. I'm afraid of going out on a date with 1 guy.
Freaks me out. Sad huh?
Second of all,

AICHMOPHOBIA, also known as BELONEPHOBIA
Fear of pins and needles.
I am very terrified of needles. That's it.
Fullstop.


Thirdly,
CLAUSTROPHOBIA
Fear of confined spaces

or is it
CLEITHROPHOBIA / CLEISIOPHOBIA
Fear of being locked in an enclosed place
In any case,I think my condition is probably just a mild one,since I'm not afraid of standing in a lift. But I'm definitely gonna

scream my lungs out if you ever ask me to lie in a coffin or make my crawl through an air shaft even if it is to save my life.
I'd rather die. Isn't this what a phobia is suppose to be like?


Fourth,it's
SCOLECIPHOBIA
Fear of worms
I'm warning you,I'd seriously murder you if you ever wave one right in my face.
Look at their squishy,squirmy,irky-ish juicy body.
If you just preeeeeeeess them flat,they'd go "BR-E-AT!"
How would you fancy them for breakfast?
Puddings? Anyone?



I don't suppose I have anymore phobias,but I've picked a few out just to laugh.
Maybe this is how others might laugh at my phobias,but come on,we ALL have phobias.

HIPPOPOTOMONSTROSESQUIPPEDALIOPHOBIA
fear of long words
Haha,isn't this a bit insane? I've never heard of anyone being afraid of long words though.
The name for the phobia of long words is superduperincredibleliciously loooooong.

Next up,
I bet every student loves to have this phobia,they could see a doctor and prove them to be a phobe for this!

SCOLIOPNOPHOBIA
Fear of school
How would you like to have this phobia?
Yay! No need to go school everyday!


I guess this phobia is in every women:

RHYTIPHOBIA
Fear of getting wrinkles

This explains why everyone is going for facial and buying SKII
Except there's probably a certain extent where this phobia stops.
List of phobias
6 Absurb Phobias and the people who actually has them
It's really really funny to see what kind of phobias that you have and might not realise,
Some phobias are same but different names,or closely related so you have to check them on wiki instead.

Oh yeah,I forgot that I have another phobia.

PHOBOPHOBIA
Fear of phobias

Monday, February 16, 2009

I took an hour to reach school,from bedok to sengkang,from east to the north side of the island.
As I was taking my 3rd bus,going across the highway,it's normal to sleep on the bus.
This woman,sitting beside me on the outside,was sleeping too.
(by the way,her hat was disgusting)
she was swaying here,swaying there and ended up leaning on me.
Feeling irritated to be woken up halfway from a nice nap,I used 2 fingers and pushed her arm to make her UPRIGHT again.
And here's when she woke,she turned and gave me a very irritated face while mumbling something. Obviously it can't be something nice,so I said loudly in mandarin
"Then you don't lean on me and sleep LAH!"

She didn't say anything else. After the bus emerge from the highway,she sat upright with legs stretching in front that seemed like she's blocking me from going out. Fine,so when my stop was approaching,I stood up and said excuse me,showing that I want to go out.
She looked at me,move her butt aside to let me out. As I extended my right foot,she look at my foot and proceeded to step on it.

O.
M.
G.


This fucking woman just step on my foot just because I pushed her upright and here's what she repay me? Stepping on my fooooooot?!
My precious princess feet~
Hello,I push her upright IN HER SEAT right? I never push her all the way until she falls off her seat or what right? I am helping her lor,she sleeping she sway here sway there,and what if she suay suay(or should I say lucky?) fall on the walkway and not me?

Plus I pushed her to sit upright,helping her backbone okay! You see,she keep bending her back bone,it's not a good thing okay. At her age(okay lah,I think only late twenties or early thirties,if she's not these age group then too bad lor,I thought she was an old hag),she shouldn't be torturing her backbone this way what. It'd put a lot of stress on the muscle and bone,then when she old liao she cannot move properly right? Didn't our teachers always tells us to sit upright? Now I'm doing what our teachers taught us what. Anyway,let's just skip this part.

So,the point is,she step on my right foot right?
Then I use my left feet la.
YES DARLING. I use my LEFT FEET.
cannot ah?

Be it like that :

Or like that:
Or like that:

I step on her other feet with my left foot.
With my full weight.
I know,with a 42kg on her toes,I don't think she really felt anything.
Pretty fast reaction huh?
I extended my right foot,she step down and retracted, and then my right foot reach the floor.
I extend my left foot,step on her other foot,lifted my right leg and balance on her foot for awhile as the bus slows down,step down and walk off.

I don't know what is her expression,maybe pain,maybe smug because she managed to step on my feet?


These days,people have no manners on the bus.

Sunday, February 15, 2009

Yay,happy valentine's day to all!
Here's the photo I promise the other time,not all.
The rest are for myself and my friends to enjoy.
Oh yes,I lost my camera while eating at Seoul Garden with clique,elicia and yan ling.
Went for cross country after that. Yeah,it's super crazy to run after eating a buffet. Nevertheless,it's deee-licious!
(Sihui and alina did most of the job because I was jumping away from the oil)
V day was fine,nearly went to see a stupid shopping-for his-friend-at-sheng-siong uncle.
But mom nag and nag,so frustrated,couldn't do my things well. After I'm done,I met burningsunz at Bugis with Weili and his girl. Haha,they were shocked to see me dressed up because they usually see me in big shirt,shorts and slippers.

Anyway,I met BaoChun at night,was suppose to go Bugis. But decided to go vivo. Stupid,upon reaching vivo,darling called and asked me to go town. This is not the worse,after we reached,
SHE IS STILL AT TURF CITY ENJOYING DINNER.
Omg,really can kill her man.

Chocolates,flowers,the norms for valentine's day. What was lacking is champagne,it'd have been perfect! Haha,but I'm not going to ask for anything else. Am so touched cause I wasn't expecting Baochun to buy anything for me,but he still went to get a box of chocolate from Godiva's anyway.
Couldn't take a pic cause my camera lost.
Some other day.

As for today,lunch at Orchard hotel with my family before heading borders and Tangs with Cheryl,Sihui,Elicia and Yanling.
Saw some friend's blog posting this,she asked me to do it too. Here's 123 things that I'm suppose to do in my life.
Level 1
Smoked A Cigarette
Smoked A Cigar
Kissed A Member Of The Same Sex
Drank Alcohol
SO FAR: 1

Level 2
Are/Been In Love
Been Dumped
Shoplifted
Been Fired
Been In A Fist Fight
SO FAR: +2 = 3

Level 3
Had A Crush On An Older Person
Skipped School
Slept With A Co-worker
Seen Someone/Something Die
SO FAR: +3 = 6

Level 4
Had/Have A Crush On One Of Your Facebook Friends
Been To Paris
Been To Spain
Been On A Plane
Thrown Up From Drinking
SO FAR: +1 = 7

Level 5
Eaten Sushi
Been Snowboarding
Met Someone BECAUSE Of Facebook
Been in a Mosh Pit
SO FAR: +1 = 8

Level 6
Been In An Abusive Relationship
Taken Pain Killers
Love/Loved Someone Who You Can't Have
Laid On Your Back And Watched Cloud Shapes Go By
Made A Snow Angel <3
SO FAR: +4 = 12

Level 7
Had A Tea Party
Flown A Kite
Built A Sand Castle
Gone mudding
Played Dress Up
SO FAR: +3 = 15

Level 8
Jumped Into A Pile Of Leaves
Gone Sledging
Cheated While Playing A Game
Been Lonely
Fallen Asleep At Work/School
SO FAR: +4 = 19

Level 9
Watched The Sun Set
Felt An Earthquake
Killed A Snake
SO FAR: +1 = 20

Level 10
Been Tickled
Been Robbed/Vandalized
Been cheated on
Been Misunderstood
SO FAR: +4 = 24

Level 11
Won A Contest
Been Suspended From School
Had Detention
Been In A Car/Motorcycle Accident
SO FAR: +2 = 26

Level 12
Had/Have Braces
Eaten a whole pint of ice cream in one night
Danced in the moonlight
SO FAR: +1 = 27

Level 13
Hated The Way You Look
Witnessed A Crime
Pole Danced
Questioned Your Heart
Been obsessed with post-it-notes
SO FAR: +3 = 30

Level 14
Squished Barefoot Through The Mud
Been Lost
Been To The Opposite Side Of The World
Swam In The Ocean
Felt Like You Were Dying
SO FAR: +3 = 33

Level 15
Cried Yourself To Sleep
Played Cops And Robbers
Recently Colored With Crayons/Colored Pencils/Markers
Sang Karaoke
Paid For A Meal With Only Coins
SO FAR: +5 = 38

Level 16
Done Something You Told Yourself You Wouldn't
Made Prank Phone Calls
Laughed Until Some Kind Of Beverage Came Out Of Your Nose
Kissed In The Rain
SO FAR: +3 = 41

Level 17
Written A Letter To Santa Claus
Watched The Sun Set/Sun Rise With Someone You Care/Cared About
Blown Bubbles
Made A Bonfire On The Beach or anywhere
SO FAR: +3 = 44

Level 18
Crashed A Party
Have Traveled More Than 5 Days With A Car Full Of People
Gone Rollerskating/Blading
Had A Wish Come True
Been Humped By A Monkey
SO FAR: +2 = 46

Level 19
Worn Pearls
Jumped Off A Bridge
Screamed "Penis" or "Vagina"
Swam With Dolphins
SO FAR: +0 = 46

Level 20
Got Your Tongue Stuck To A Pole/Freezer/Ice Cube
Kissed A Fish
Worn The Opposite Sex's Clothes
Sat On A Roof Top
SO FAR: +1 = 47

Level 21
Screamed At The Top Of Your Lungs
Done/Attempted A One-Handed Cartwheel
Talked On The Phone For More Than 6 Hours
Recently stayed up for a while talking to someone you care about
SO FAR: +1 = 48

Level 22
Picked And Ate An Apple Right Off The Tree
Climbed A Tree
Had/Been In A Tree House
Been scared To Watch Scary Movies Alone
SO FAR: +1 = 49

Level 23
Believed In Ghosts
Have had More Then 30 Pairs Of Shoes
Gone Streaking
Visited Jail
SO FAR: +1 = 50

Level 24
Played Chicken
Been Pushed into a pool with all your clothes on
Been Told You're Hot By A Complete Stranger
Broken A Bone
Been Easily Amused
SO FAR: +2 = 52

Level 25
Caught A Fish Then Ate It Later
Made A Porn Video/got asked to make one
Caught A Butterfly
Laughed So Hard You Cried
Cried So Hard You Laughed
SO FAR: +2 = 54

Level 26
Mooned/Flashed Someone
Had Someone Moon/Flash You
Cheated On A Test
Forgotten Someone's Name
French Braided Someones Hair
Gone Skinny Dipping
Been Kicked Out Of Your House
Tried to hurt yourself
SO FAR: +4 = 59

Level 27
Rode A Roller Coaster
Went Scuba-Diving/Snorkeling
Had A Cavity
Black-Mailed Someone
Been Black Mailed
SO FAR: +3 = 62

Level 28
Been Used
Fell Going Up The Stairs
Licked A Cat
Bitten Someone
Licked Someone
SO FAR: +3 = 65

Level 29
Been shot at/or at gunpoint
Had sex in the rain
Flattened someones tires
Rode your car/truck until the gas light came on
Got five dollars or less worth of gas
SO FAR: +0 = 65

Geddit?

Wednesday, February 11, 2009

En fait,il sorte de irritant que c'est une semaine avant Valentin et vous et votre compagnon a éclaté.

Comment diable allez-vous de trouver un remplacement qui récupère vous dans une voiture sport et un bouquet de fleurs maintenant???

Tuesday, February 10, 2009

Congrats to my 301st post!
Haven't been updating for quite a long time.
I'm proud to say that I left a bastard,life is gonna continue even better.
Plus a lot of people are already asking me out for valentine's day,isn't it fantastic?
Thanks to lots of people who've given me the courage to move on.
You know who you are ;D
And May,stella,you 2 are sluts. May,you say you're in a top school,pray hard that I won't know which school. Because I might just get someone inside to make your life miserable. Hoho,you whore. Don't blog about me then,live up to what you said. Oh yes,your bf is ugly too. Ugliness and ugliness live side by side,I'mna surprise.

Anyway,went out with Xue Ting on sat,pictures will be up soon.
(Cause I'm lazy to transfer it from my cam to the com)
Visited cheryl's house on Sunday with Sihui,we all played cluedo and monopoly.
JiaYing's house too,to bai nian with her mom.

Oh yes,let's talk about facial products now.
Remember my super pretty cousin? She always buys lots of cosmetics and skincare,sometimes using once or twice only! This time,I found something in my house.
Fair-light Complexion EX

Guess how much is this.
No,not $100,not $300.
$920.

Omigosh!
I didn't know I have such an expensive thing in my house!
I nearly sold it for like,$20? Bullshit.
Go this link if you don't believe me:
Fair-light Complexion EX
Product Index

Saturday, February 07, 2009

Here's my greeting for you. May and the passerby and her,you're this
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the minute you came to tag meeeee.
It's okay if you called me a loser.
But compared to you and her:
I'm a saint =D

Just wondering,are you this fat?
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Maybe you are,but there's nothing to be ashamed of okay?
It's okay to have flabby arms,big butts with lots of fats on it.
Big stomach,no chest...
Yes,no chest. Because you and the passer-by and her probably don't read what is on top of my tagboard.
Rephrasing it for you in case you're cock eye:
Spammers' neh neh will fall off and get stamped on if they spam.


As for the passerby and you and her,it's highly recommended if you don't come here and talk at all. What if you become like that???
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Noooo,I don't mean thin.
I mean no breast. You want your breast to fall off?
Awwww...
Hello people,you guys can see how desperate they're trying to get rid of their breasts right?

You obviously do not know where your asshole is,is it? Here,let me show you:
YES.
It's here. Told you,I hope it's not sealed up.
BUT THE SHIT JUST COMES OUTTA YEA MOUTH.
HAHA.

Thursday, February 05, 2009

Okay,it's been nearly a week since my reunion dinner at my cousin's place.
Here are the pictures!
Prawns. I didn't eat though,was afraid that I might have allergy reaction.
Yes,century eggs,fishballs.
Drooling?
I hope you are,because I had a really delicious dinner!
Yummy,love all the mushrooms!
Lo hei!
Shouting for Xue Ye Jing Bu!
And shouting for some people to disappear from the face of Earth!
A nutmeg! So big! It's brought back from Australia.
Look just like a gum ball. Inside is macadamia nut.
This pair of shoe actually cost $100 per pair from Bugis Street!
Guess how many pairs she bought?
8.
Isn't the cousin on the right pretty? She's the one who bought all those shoes,and toured around the world like Australia,Turkey,USA(universal studios).
This year end,we'll be heading to Dubai for 2 weeks cause the cousin in the middle is gonna live there for quite awhile.
Wee!
Yeap,my dogs were present as well.
Abalone? Pineapple?
Went to Bugis to meet him after that,had this mango pudding at Crystal Jade.
Gee,when people say mango pudding,you expect it to be a jelly right?
No,this mango pudding is in liquid form.
And it really have the original taste of mango,not like some other restaurants who use lots of sugar to make the taste.
So mango-ish.

Wednesday, February 04, 2009


This is for that passby in my blog,I hope it goes up your asshole.
(pink! I hope you like pink)
You know what is ass hole?
Pronounced as airss-ho-le

The hole that is lower down your butt,after your vagina aka jibai.

Yes,yes. Move your finger slowly downwards,trace it along.
Hopefully you have one asshole.

If not the shit just comes out from your mouth!

TEE HEE!

Tuesday, February 03, 2009

To Tay Chu Xuan:
I can't be bothered like you to type out the whole thing or explain to the world.
So,I'm printing screen of my tagboard,my blog post,your blog post for everyone to see!
Cheers ;D

Before you guys read the following,you should probably check out here first.
Previous post

Now,read the following.
Feel free to click and enlarge the photos.

Her reaction to my blog post:

My reply to her:
Her reaction to my replies:



Monday, February 02, 2009










Here's a couple of me and XueTing's shot the other day,
I cannot upload XueTing's pics cause I'm not sure if she allows,wait for her to update at her blog!